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Old news that still makes me titter
I was updating my Interests (145) to include "winkiesneezes" and "clear-eyed lesbian gazes" when I saw "gynecological ufos" in the throng. I forgot I added that.
It's from an August 29, 2001, Reuters article. You won't find it on the Reuters Web site, and the Yahoo! News link is long broken. The Wayback Machine returns nothing. But Jehovahs- ( Read more... ) -
WHERE WERE YOU IN '92, WHERE WERE YOU IN '92
Math Rescue
Word Rescue
"EMILY"
"WAT"
"Get in here right now, I just downloaded my youth"
"You're not making sense, Catherine"
"NOSE MONSTERS"
"I'll be right there" -
As seen on page 65 of the October 2007 issue of "Chronogram"
HEY
Hey.
Hey.
Is today OK?
Is today OK to?
Is today OK to do that thing?
Is today OK to do what thing?
That thing.
What thing?
That thing with our lips…
That thing with our hips?
-Winston Scarlett -
I done stole it from yendrie
Bold the true statements.
Appearance:
I am 5′ 4″ or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes. [With the exception of the last few weeks.]
I have many scars.I tan easily ( Read more... )
